What’s wrong with aprons? The real problem with being a ketchup monitor is having to break up ketchup fights every 10 minutes, and the apron will help with that.
Attaboy, Petey! You are safer with Mom, ‘cause Peter Senior is, literally, playing with tummy terrorists! As a Games Observer you won’t have to do anything!
Templo S.U.D. over 2 years ago
smart choice, Petey
JudasPeckerwood over 2 years ago
Getting too close to those condiments could impact Petey’s Global Pickiness Ranking!
gbars70 over 2 years ago
Dad just blew a sigh of relief.
Detroit Dan over 2 years ago
I also am condiment free…
WaitingMan over 2 years ago
When they make me ketchup monitor, I will pass an international ban on the putrid stuff.
Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member over 2 years ago
What’s wrong with aprons? The real problem with being a ketchup monitor is having to break up ketchup fights every 10 minutes, and the apron will help with that.
Droptma Styx over 2 years ago
More to the point, Petey doesn’t understand why other people LIKE games or condiments.
johndifool over 2 years ago
Somehow, I doubt Petey would enjoy a game of Calvinball…
6turtle9 over 2 years ago
Will there be trebuchets involved in the games? Probably just cornhole and whack-a-ceiling-clown.
stamps over 2 years ago
Bye dad, I’ll ketchup with you later.
Sisyphos over 2 years ago
Attaboy, Petey! You are safer with Mom, ‘cause Peter Senior is, literally, playing with tummy terrorists! As a Games Observer you won’t have to do anything!