Monty by Jim Meddick for June 17, 2022

Go for it.

Break out the slings and arrows.

I thought it would be more like going to the principal’s office for a paddling.

Mewling and puking in the nurse’s arms …

Considering the circumstances, I’m thinking perhaps a horse is more useful than a kingdom.

‘’Is this a sandwich I see before me?’’

Sounds like Classics for Young Readers to me.

Take out all the juicy bits and dangerous ideas.

that’s… better…

Have you considered wood shop Sedgwick? Ah, the smell of sawdust in the morning.

Take the counseling. Please.

Get to the good part about “nobler” …

And now for the math question: 2B ^ ~2B

Yep, and it goes straight downhill from there through college.

Elementary School Edited Shakespeare sucks! Not worth memorizing!

Go “real Shakespeare” or don’t go at all!