Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 18, 2022

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    Averagemoe  over 2 years ago

    “What qualifies you to work at this company?”

    “Wrong kind of interview.”

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    Antiyonder  over 2 years ago

    Phoebe: So why do you find yourself stuck looking at your reflection sometimes?

    Marigold: Quiet you.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 2 years ago

    Let me guess: the humans’ Boy and Girl Scouts stole the unicorns’ “be prepared” motto too.

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    codycab  over 2 years ago

    Me: “So Marigold, what makes you qualified for this gig?”

    Marigold: “I am prepared…and also UNICORN!” Me: “Welp, you’re hired!”

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 2 years ago

    When you have magic then you have access to anything. Wanna cowboy hat"? POOF! Ya got one!

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    Jungle Empress  over 2 years ago

    Translation: because unicorn.

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    kaykeyser  over 2 years ago

    So is the Boy Scout one

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    Timmainsson  over 2 years ago

    Unicorn Scouts

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    Troglodyte  over 2 years ago

    We haven’t seen her in action, but Howard Stern probably needn’t worry yet.

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    amaneaux  over 2 years ago

    The unicorn motto not only inspired the Boy Scouts, it also inspired Scar from “The Lion King”.

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    Decepticomic  over 2 years ago

    She looks quite fetching in that hat. For a unicorn.

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    mistie710  over 2 years ago

    A paparuni!

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    dputhoff62  over 2 years ago

    Gee, just like Batman.

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    Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I thought the unicorn motto was just: “Unicorn!”

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    Eala Dubh Sidhe  over 2 years ago

    Unicorn millinery includes hat-sorting hats.

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    jerrica.benton333  over 2 years ago

    unicorn of many hats. der, phoebe

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    SylviSterling  over 2 years ago

    Today, June 19th and my unicorn balloon is still floating up on the ceiling! We had a wonderful thunder storm last night and will probably have another tonight. And the Unicorn balloon just shrugs it all off and flies jauntily on!

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