Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for June 27, 2022

“I’m walking on sunshine.”

Sounds like swimming in the river Ankh……

But they don’t last long if they try.

That was 50 years ago. Now birds and people need snorkels.

These days, rich people pretend to “help the environment” as a scam to grift tax money.

Might as well be walking on the sun.

Nixon signed the EPA into existence on December 2, 1970.

SCOTUS is about to eviscerate it this week—West Virginia v. EPA—by eliminating the principles of deference and delegation.

The smog hasn’t sunk down to his level yet.

Yep. What once was CFI Steel in Pueblo, CO. Early 70’s the smog was so heavy you couldn’t see 100 ft. They did do a marvelous job of correcting the issue however.

On the 1960 double-LP How the West Was Won, Bing Crosby recreates part of a supposed 19-century lecture on the “Pewtrified” Forest, explaining that not only have all the trees in that region turned to solid stone, so have all the birds — but they nonetheless continue to soar among the treetops, given that even the law of gravitation in that locality is “all pewtrified.”

Only if they are high on drugs.

Hey FINK, you are an IDIOT!!!!