“And I was feeling good about wearing shorts again, until some little kid saw my spider veins and exclaimed, “Look, Mommy! That old lady has MapQuest on her legs!”
my mom would say “well, let’s braid your hair since you aren’t shaving your legs”…i wasn’t due to neuropathy issues…the razor running over my legs felt like sandpaper and i would constantly be screaming in my head…now that i am 51, i rarely shave cuz my hair isn’t growing that fast…
blunebottle over 2 years ago
Eww…
C over 2 years ago
In some cases that wouldn’t be much of an exaggeration
nosirrom over 2 years ago
And now my drain is clogged.
PraiseofFolly over 2 years ago
“And I was feeling good about wearing shorts again, until some little kid saw my spider veins and exclaimed, “Look, Mommy! That old lady has MapQuest on her legs!”
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 2 years ago
Eeeuurrggghh. Shoulda done it sooner.
FreyjaRN Premium Member over 2 years ago
I resemble that remark. My hair got long enough to braid it. Now I have to use an electric razor because I’m on Eliquis.
seanfear over 2 years ago
thanks for the tip – gonna try this next hmmm
gopher gofer over 2 years ago
that’s information i didn’t need to know…
DebUSNRet over 2 years ago
Don’t shave legs anymore…being older is a lot easier!
rhpii over 2 years ago
A friend of mine claimed his circumcision had the same results.
monya_43 over 2 years ago
I don’t shave anymore. All the hair on my arms, legs, and pits fell out when I got older.
clynnb1224 Premium Member over 2 years ago
my mom would say “well, let’s braid your hair since you aren’t shaving your legs”…i wasn’t due to neuropathy issues…the razor running over my legs felt like sandpaper and i would constantly be screaming in my head…now that i am 51, i rarely shave cuz my hair isn’t growing that fast…
jango over 2 years ago
What the heck are uou shaving there, Aunty? Steel wool??
old_geek over 2 years ago
Now lets do those arms.
andersjg Premium Member over 2 years ago
And the moustache…
paranormal over 2 years ago
And I bet the doctor won’t appreciate it!!!
cuzinron47 over 2 years ago
We’ll take you word for it.
Pickled Pete over 2 years ago
Is Aunty Jerry’s sister?
https://www.gocomics.com/dinetteset/2022/08/06?ct=v&cti=2456384
Daltongang Premium Member over 2 years ago
Don’t neglect to tell people Aunty that the paper company was also able to make 6 cases of printer paper.
Jml58 over 2 years ago
How much was blood?
paullp Premium Member over 2 years ago
Makes me wonder how long it’s been since she last shaved them — but I really don’t want to know.
vacman over 2 years ago
Maybe, just maybe you should try to do it more often?
DebUSNRet over 2 years ago
More hair on my head and face as I get older and older!
donut reply over 2 years ago
I miss the days when I think about losing weight and suddenly 5 pounds are gone.
bakana over 2 years ago
That’s why I can’t lose weight: I’ve never shaved my Legs.