Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 20, 2022

That sounds terrible.

How to make the best of the worst?

Abhorrentist

What? You gotta be kidding! Here in Arizona I’ve already seen 113 degrees! And you tell me summer hasn’t even started yet?

Tom Collins weather, my favorite.

Strictly for medicinal purposes, of course.

If you leave out the orange juice, I’d be willing to try the scotch and champagne together.

I was wondering what I would do for vacation after the pandemic lock down. Apparently, it’s going to be staying indoors and enjoying the air conditioning. Not all that boring once you get used to it.

A friend of ours won a bottle of Johnny Walker Blue Label scotch, she had no idea what to do with it, $360 for the bottle. She will be trying to return it to the LCBO or sell it.

This is only the beginning…….wait for flooding, sea levels rising, etc etc…

Summer at last!! Bikini weather at 9 Chickweed Lane!!

all heaven

What’s with the * ?

Scotch sucks. Try vodka.

So wait… today is the longest Monday of the year? That’s scary…

It’s raining in Portland so, no, it hasn’t.

“We’re all going on a Summer Holiday,

We’re all going where the sky is blue."

Cliff Richard, 1962. Sixty wonderful summers ago.

Hold the mimosa. Scotch is best straight up or on the rocks.

In many parts of Mexico, (including Mexico City, where I live) summer is the rainy season. Today it was cloudy and a bit on the chilly side, with a high in the low seventies.