Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for June 29, 2022

When cold weather comes, Horace could give him a gnu jersey.

A dyslexic walks into a bra…

They can pull your gnu out of your cold dead hands.

Horace has been watching the gnus.

It’s always nice to start the day with some good and pleasant gnus.

Question about that Gnu: “Wildebeest always be warm and huggable ?”

But it was much too new a gnu to view.

Too clever by half.

The Gnu Lover Side of the Horse

On the other hand (hoof) not so much with a porcupine.

Who gnu?

Mother Superior jumped the gnu.

Most petting zoos don’t allow hugs. However, they are the only places you are likely to find “good gnus” these days.

He is a gnu. I am a gnother gnu! (Michael Flanders)

For anyone younger than 60: “Happiness is a Warm Gun” is a song on the Beatles’ White Album, which was Charles Manson’s favorite Beatles album and one of the inspirations for his murder spree.

In a world with anthropomorphic animals, petting zoos seem disturbing.

the GNU is happy to have hugged a talking horse…!

Don’t go pointing anyone with that gnu!

Just remember… Gnu’s Not Unix.

Just don’t sing about it, Horace. There are laws against any kind of public gnu-ditty.