Frank and Ernest by Thaves for July 17, 2022

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    Help golfers to focus on the ball:

    Keep your mouth shut … while they putt.

    They have a reliance … on your silence.

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    sandpiper  over 2 years ago

    In a dream world, maybe. But never in a stadium or a rink.

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    e.groves  over 2 years ago

    Don’t hurl when they curl.

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    ajr58(1)  over 2 years ago

    THERE IS NO WAVE IN BASE BALL!!!!

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    oakie817  over 2 years ago

    i always wanted to hear John Madden cover the PGA tour

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Great advice. Add another for golf: don’t be an a**hole and yell “get in the hole.”

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    Darryl Heine  over 2 years ago

    What about soccer matches?

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 2 years ago

    If it’s too quiet, I feel like I’m bowling on pins and needles.

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    ChessPirate  over 2 years ago

    “Don’t get hysterical when your coach gets a technical…”

    “Don’t start a fight if the game don’t end right…”

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    Sir Isaac  over 2 years ago

    Thanks for the advice, boys…if I EVER go to another live sporting event I’ll try to remember.

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    KEA  over 2 years ago

    F1: “Be Fair! Don’t use a Flare”

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Don’t be a b00b; stay home and watch it on the tube.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 2 years ago

    What I always wanted to see was the crowd behind the visitors’ hoop at a basketball game — whooping, hollering, baring bøøbs, waving hands and pool noodles, etc. as an opponent lined up a free throw — transferred to a golf green while a golfer lined up a putt.

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    InTraining Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Basketball games:Stay in your seat,Nice people you’ll meet,Or sleep till it’s in its.last 2 minutes

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Sorry. When I attend basketball games I always shout “Bang!!!” when Steph, Klay, JP, or any other Warrior hits a 3. Like the other 19,000 in the stands.

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    CoffeeBob Premium Member over 2 years ago

    At youth games, don’t be THAT parent.

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