What I always wanted to see was the crowd behind the visitors’ hoop at a basketball game — whooping, hollering, baring bøøbs, waving hands and pool noodles, etc. as an opponent lined up a free throw — transferred to a golf green while a golfer lined up a putt.
Sorry. When I attend basketball games I always shout “Bang!!!” when Steph, Klay, JP, or any other Warrior hits a 3. Like the other 19,000 in the stands.
Doug K over 2 years ago
Help golfers to focus on the ball:
Keep your mouth shut … while they putt.
They have a reliance … on your silence.
sandpiper over 2 years ago
In a dream world, maybe. But never in a stadium or a rink.
e.groves over 2 years ago
Don’t hurl when they curl.
ajr58(1) over 2 years ago
THERE IS NO WAVE IN BASE BALL!!!!
oakie817 over 2 years ago
i always wanted to hear John Madden cover the PGA tour
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 2 years ago
Great advice. Add another for golf: don’t be an a**hole and yell “get in the hole.”
Darryl Heine over 2 years ago
What about soccer matches?
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 2 years ago
If it’s too quiet, I feel like I’m bowling on pins and needles.
ChessPirate over 2 years ago
“Don’t get hysterical when your coach gets a technical…”
“Don’t start a fight if the game don’t end right…”
Sir Isaac over 2 years ago
Thanks for the advice, boys…if I EVER go to another live sporting event I’ll try to remember.
KEA over 2 years ago
F1: “Be Fair! Don’t use a Flare”
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 2 years ago
Don’t be a b00b; stay home and watch it on the tube.
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 2 years ago
What I always wanted to see was the crowd behind the visitors’ hoop at a basketball game — whooping, hollering, baring bøøbs, waving hands and pool noodles, etc. as an opponent lined up a free throw — transferred to a golf green while a golfer lined up a putt.
InTraining Premium Member over 2 years ago
Basketball games:Stay in your seat,Nice people you’ll meet,Or sleep till it’s in its.last 2 minutes
Teto85 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Sorry. When I attend basketball games I always shout “Bang!!!” when Steph, Klay, JP, or any other Warrior hits a 3. Like the other 19,000 in the stands.
CoffeeBob Premium Member over 2 years ago
At youth games, don’t be THAT parent.