Really bad theology, but still funny.
Which is why Noah got gazpacho and they got none.
If there was a video game based on George R.R. Martin’s Sandkings, I’d be totally inclined to do that crap if I was in a bad mood.
And then on the next day, God drew Doug.
God is such a narcissist and a dick.
If your children disrespect you and you don’t kill them, you are disobeying god. Nice guy.
But you are all knowing, so you knew ahead of time they’d reject you and that you’d punish them.
Pshaw, the writers did much better with the new testaments.
I always wondered why an all-knowing, creator of the entire universe would require utter cowering, devotion and worship from its creations. Seems like something people came up with in order to control others.
Wow… coulda saved a lot of time if I had just read this version first
VERY simplistic, but I’m sure hardline atheists will like it.
Shouldn’t that be The Older Testament?
August 09, 2014
Panufo over 2 years ago
Really bad theology, but still funny.
danketaz Premium Member over 2 years ago
Which is why Noah got gazpacho and they got none.
Dr. Quatermass over 2 years ago
If there was a video game based on George R.R. Martin’s Sandkings, I’d be totally inclined to do that crap if I was in a bad mood.
Gent over 2 years ago
And then on the next day, God drew Doug.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 2 years ago
God is such a narcissist and a dick.
WaitingMan over 2 years ago
If your children disrespect you and you don’t kill them, you are disobeying god. Nice guy.
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 2 years ago
But you are all knowing, so you knew ahead of time they’d reject you and that you’d punish them.
Funny_Ha_Ha over 2 years ago
Pshaw, the writers did much better with the new testaments.
Zontar from Venus over 2 years ago
I always wondered why an all-knowing, creator of the entire universe would require utter cowering, devotion and worship from its creations. Seems like something people came up with in order to control others.
Packratjohn Premium Member over 2 years ago
Wow… coulda saved a lot of time if I had just read this version first
GreggW Premium Member over 2 years ago
VERY simplistic, but I’m sure hardline atheists will like it.
kaffekup over 2 years ago
Shouldn’t that be The Older Testament?