Super-Fun-Pak Comix by Ruben Bolling for September 10, 2022

Yay! Finally an easier way to draw Doug.

But how do we draw Doug in this universe?

“…honed through tens of thousands of hours of tireless practice.”

Sounds like me in my teen years with the lingerie section of the Sears catalog.

After steps one and two, I thought maybe they had cracked my secret recipe for gazpacho.

The miniature black holes will destroy time and space as we know it. A small price to pay for the ability to draw Doug.

Meeting a version of yourself that can draw Doug does not mean that you can draw Doug. The closest you can get in this scenario is killing yourself so that the version of you that can draw Doug replaces you in your original universe. And that seems like a lot to give up in order to have other people think that you can draw Doug.

There is no royal road to drawing Doug.

Is that a large collider of hadrons, or a collider of large hadrons?

Unfortunately, in the alternate universe I went to I didn’t have the ability to draw Doug. Gazpacho, yes.

It sounds so easy once it has been explained. Why didn’t I think of that first?