Super-Fun-Pak Comix by Ruben Bolling for July 31, 2022

Gazpacho already included. Yes!

For some reason, this bagel is a favorite with the Dalai Lama. So he’s got that going for him. Which is nice.

Everything bagel,

Everywhere bagel.

All at once bagel.

Oh come on this just so preposteridiculudicrous. How can they has eats everything on the entire universe when they themselves is inside universe?

Are those sesame seeds or black holes?

The mystery revealed: This is how anything can be everything.

“The Man Who Ate the World”—Frederik Pohl

“One with Everything”, the Nirvana Bagel

The Everything Bagel must use the Infinite Improbability Drive to contain every molecule of matter located at every point in the universe simultaneously. Therefore it must be consumed not with coffer, but with a cup of really hot tea.

Nope. I’ll take’em plain, onion, sesame seed, poppy seed and asiago, but no combos. YMMV.