Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 19, 2022

I have no words…

The out-house vs. The in-house.

Everybody’s just trying to carve out a little space. Marking your territory is like laying down bread crumbs so you don’t lose your way, and a post on the bulletin board. Just watch where you step.

The relaxing and satisfying fact of out-houses is the sound of frog applaudian.

Groove to in-house Brassier frog applaudian on SoundCloud.

RANDY!

Randy is sus.

This is surprising.

(you expect that from “Gary” not “Randy”)

Community living is tough.

The origins of Facebook, an illustrated history.

Child is father to the man…

Growing up, they used to hang the sheets out on a line, so they could dry by the heat of the sun and be whipped by the breeze!

Some sheets however, never quite seemed right….not even Clorox or Fels Naptha could get them gleaming again….they had that, GASP! , Yellow-ish tinge, if you know what I mean….Ew Ew Ew !

I released my own personal scent, but no one in the car liked it.

When ya gotta void, ya gotta void …!

( va va va void, void, void … void’s the woid )

From left to right: Karl Marx, Vladimir Putin, Leon Trotsky, Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Rodney Dangerfield.

To all the dads in the Commentariat: Happy Juneteenth!

Being the blue one, I tried to resolve this situation by suggesting a logical solution, but Randy’s bladder was already emptying on the rec room floor. That’s Randy. Anyway, I’m not cleaning up Randy’s pheromone-laced urine.

I feel for the orange one. Peeing in a shared bed is unacceptable. For shame, Randy.

Open the sluice gates of verve and elan!

Pleeeeeeease someone shut off the peeeeeing machine…..

LMAO

Comments are hysterical!

We love you Randy!!!

My neighbor’s tomcat has marked our curbside mailbox, our fence, gate— even our lilac bushes everytime he saunters by. Once, while I was standing outside the gate talking to another neighbor, Milton hiked his leg and claimed me as well.

Randy is an easy target because he has a username that is easy to use. Plus, he deserved it!!!! (Kidding.)

Randy shall be henceforth banished until he learns Continence When in Public!

(This is NOT directed at cherished commenter Randy B.)

These colorful little gremlins live in a universe of their own, luckily….

The graphic at the top of the page:

https://www.rover.com/blog/shower-thoughts-about-dogs/