Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for July 24, 2022

No wonder you smell of mildew, Verne.

Wait…what? There is no root beer in Heaven? Why even call it Heaven? Is there root beer in H ell? Why was I not told of this?

A little wisdom and a little nonsense – you sort it out.

Swish a little of this corn liquor sister and I’ll give you wet kiss that’ll curl your toes.

Tortoises shouldn’t even have teeth.

Leave it to Verne to be the whipping boy to RJ, and especially to God.

Most seafood eats seafood. Plants will eat you when you mulch. Rocks, planets, suns, we all play the game of life at our own speed. Be one with the weed & tequila.

Turtles and tortoises don’t have teeth. Instead, their mouths have a hard, sharpened edge that they use to bite with, kind of like a bird’s beak.

It’s almost impossible to find diet root beer in the stores down here, too

Heaven is heaven because God is there. He is much better than root beer or any other created thing, and He gives us all those good created things as a gift, but the only way to God is through Jesus Christ who took the penalty for our sin.