Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for June 27, 2022

Well, a divorce would make Agnes happy, birthday or any other day.

“Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.”

Good one from Andy’s friend! Andy would never divorce Flo, tho he will never be called husband of the year!

Aw, sad. I hope they work it out.

Tell her to settle for shagging the milkman.

I just came here from Agnes strip and … she was just talking about girls stuff … amazing how quick time passes!!!!

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny the way our Hero Mr Andrew Capp is confused is priceless ;o) my avatar again is a spoof of what clouds would think we look like like we do with them they would see a lot of idiots just in our street :o) how was your day? our Manic Monday should be a little busy but we should cope I hope , we both are in a good mood , no shopping to door errands to run , just stay inside and keep hydrated because it’ windy outside keepsafe and thanks for caring young lady

Ideal present. Ideal future.

Reasonable.

“Cheaper to Keep Her” Johnnie Taylor knows, looking that judge in the faceYou’re gonna wanna cuss the whole human race.

Divorce would be no good for Flo….

Too late, Eric—she’s already spoken to a lawyer (“solicitor” in the UK).

Henny Youngman, 1968

Give Agnes what she wants. Cheaper this year than next year ole boy. Thank me later.

1:30 lunch with rjm and asaint at Yak and Yeti in Arvada. Three will be getting a call.

The “gentleman” seems to be a bitter person. He should hang out more with a stout friend like Andy. He know what to get for what ale’s him. When he is done talking to Andy he will barley remember what day it is much less his marital problems.

You think that’s expensive, you should see Andy’s tab.

I totally agree, you will be happy and busted.

Geez. Wonder what the story behind that is then?

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie.

I am writing to you from the library. It’s been a rather lovely day today. I left the house late again. After the library closes I’m going straight home to get my dinner because I have a call with Gweedo, RJM, Whisplicka and asaint at 8:30pm my time. So no wandering around the supermarket like I usually do.

I had a bit of a nightmare on Saturday. Once you read this you’ll be thinking “What an idiot” I was planning to get on the train to a different town and I paid for my ticket etc… Only to find out that no trains were running from that station during the weekend. There was nobody at the ticket barriers so I could have just went straight through without buying a ticket but my problem is that I’m too honest. So I ended up wasting about £5.80. There is currently a rail strike going on in the UK so I should have checked first to see if the trains were running that day. It wasn’t because of the strike though, I don’t think that had happened yet. They were just doing some maintenance work. And I rarely see any staff at the ticket barriers now even when trains are running. Not at my nearest station anyway.

Next time I’m not buying a ticket if there are no staff there at the barriers. I know it was my fault for not checking but I just assumed they were running. Like you do. But if other people are getting away with it then I don’t see why I can’t. No more being honest.

Tomorrow is my ‘Pay Day’ from the online surveys. I have made over £14. Another reason why it’s a slow process is because you have to reach either £3 or a certain number of points to cash out. However I will have reached the triple digits in PayPal.

Stay safe, stay well, stay cool and stay happy, pal.

Someone once said that marriage is the number one cause of divorce.

That would be my ideal present as well. Hubby just sits there and laughs when I say that.

He has a point… and gas and food are just as expensive. Lol!