Don’t try to do too much at once, Pig. Ease yourself into it by doing the absolute minimum at first. My students followed that system, and they certainly never strained their brains.
Pig is a genetic mystery. He has no natural advantages. He is both physically and mentally weak, he is untalented, unmotivated, and indecisive. He is so well fit for the modern world its scary.
LMAO!!! I got my grandson some Highlights for Children booklets with ‘hidden pictures’ and I’ll be darned if I find all of them on any page….. Hes much quicker. It aint keeping brain sharp for sure
BE THIS GUY about 2 years ago
Start slowly, like spelling your own name.
BasilBruce about 2 years ago
Just figuring out 8 times 7 could give that pig a hernia.
ronaldspence about 2 years ago
Brain strain Pig!
sirbadger about 2 years ago
I just fall asleep.
The dude from FL Premium Member about 2 years ago
Walk it off pig, I’ve done it more than a few times
einarbt about 2 years ago
You are already the brightest lighthouse on the beach Pig so don’t worry.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member about 2 years ago
I’ve done that yawning.
Imagine about 2 years ago
If you need an app for that, it’s already too late.
Robin Harwood about 2 years ago
Don’t try to do too much at once, Pig. Ease yourself into it by doing the absolute minimum at first. My students followed that system, and they certainly never strained their brains.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 2 years ago
He should try placebo. Mayim Bialik will sell you some. She’s a neuroscientist, even though she never actually practiced it.
Cornelius Noodleman about 2 years ago
I’m so confused.
AndreasMartin about 2 years ago
On the other hand Pig can answer questions like ‘What is the purpose of life’ easily. He’s one of them ‘pig picture’ peope.Pun intended.
iggyman about 2 years ago
Don’t overdo it Pig!
Gent about 2 years ago
Me keeps me mind sharp by reading comics and making intelliGent coGent and unBearably PunGent comments on em. Works better than any app. Hee hee.
MayCauseBurns about 2 years ago
IntelliPig®
Procat Premium Member about 2 years ago
Depending on what he pulled, maybe he should’ve of been in a closet
Nuke Road Warrior about 2 years ago
My brain keeps telling me I’m 18, my body keeps telling me I’m over 100.
Count Olaf Premium Member about 2 years ago
Eating ice cream too fast does that, too.
Ellis97 about 2 years ago
I thought pigs were super intelligent creatures.
Gameguy49 Premium Member about 2 years ago
Quick! Eat a big bowl of ice cream and the brain freeze will soothe your brain pull!
Croc Holliday about 2 years ago
Thinking is hard; perhaps this is why so few people choose to do it.
Zebrastripes about 2 years ago
I taught my kids their multiplications by musical ditties! They remembered them. Have to make it fun!
LunarRover about 2 years ago
Pig is a genetic mystery. He has no natural advantages. He is both physically and mentally weak, he is untalented, unmotivated, and indecisive. He is so well fit for the modern world its scary.
b.john71 about 2 years ago
He strained a 1/2 rack of ribs.
rshive about 2 years ago
Too much thinking is dangerous to your health, Pig.
Goat from PBS about 2 years ago
Who needs apps? Go out and play some chess! I highly recommend it.
AlienHillbilly about 2 years ago
‘ Brain Sprain’ is a real thing! Still recovering from mine – was advised not to use it for a while.
Troglodyte about 2 years ago
Maybe the App has a virus, Pig. Stay the he ll away from it!
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 2 years ago
Pulled pork?
emftoots still causing mischief Premium Member about 2 years ago
LMAO!!! I got my grandson some Highlights for Children booklets with ‘hidden pictures’ and I’ll be darned if I find all of them on any page….. Hes much quicker. It aint keeping brain sharp for sure
Sisyphos about 2 years ago
Uh-huh. Face it, PIg. Silly exercises are not going help in your case….
Realimaginary1 Premium Member about 2 years ago
Rat: Thank you, Pig. I am now inspired beyond all capacity for cognitive discourse.