Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for July 08, 2022

Lacks finesse.

A literalist’s society open Hi Tension Power Line would probably solve the problem once and for all.

Cutting up again.

It’s not as bad as the time Michael showed up at the surgeon’s improv event.

a literalist cartoonist would have drawn a hacksaw to cut metal

still pretty funny

Break a Leg

Also, it is now “on” … a stool.

At least he didn’t drop it.

“You want an open mike!? I’ll show you an open mike!”

This took me a minute, then I realized the guy is “opening” a microphone—but with a handsaw, which misled me, since a handsaw wouldn’t have any effect on an object like the mic.

I’d be more worried if the performer told me “I really killed ’em out there.”

He’ll be there all week.

Not a rousing success, but fewer injuries than their monthly Quilting Bees…

good thing he didn’t bring the house down…

I can’t hear you!