JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for July 15, 2022

Time to comb through the heirlooms and see if any blackmail possibilities present themselves.

All depends on viewpoint.

A carryover from last Satutrday…https://www.gocomics.com/jumpstart/2022/07/09?ct=v&cti=2208697

When my folks downsized, they simply told us “if you want it come and get it otherwise it’s trash”. So it was on us to reclaim anything still there. Worked fine.

Invaluable heirlooms that are going to stay packed in boxes and moved from storage space to storage space until your grandkids open up the boxes and say “Why do we still have all this old junk?”

Those four sure are glad that they didn’t get stuck with that junk.

Wrap and label all the boxes. You are ready for the next gift giving occasions.

Wife and I are getting rid of stuff we have been collecting for 40 years. Selling or giving to goodwill. Now getting rid of our china cabinet

Looks like it’s a family tradition.

Some people confuse “worthless” with “invaluable”.

Well, Joe is the shortest brother.

Is Joe an only child? He says Mom and Dad so he is talking about his parents. How could he draw the short straw if he is an only child?

Time to clear the old junk out of the attic to make way for the new junk.And all you need is ONE SOuvenir Liberty Bell

Tiffany will store the stuff, for a price.

I’m sorry Marcy. But your broters are right.

Inva!uable? Is that like flammable and inflammable?

(sigh) nobody wants old stuff anymore, just new, newer, and newest.