Monty by Jim Meddick for July 15, 2022

Bad cheat

Jarvis has integrity of a sort.

Appearances suggest Jarvis hung on for the full pull. However, his skidknees, another matter.

Really Jarvis? You’re supposed to be the voice of reason, the guiding light for Master Sedgwick, this is going in your folder.

Even with cheating, your side lost anyway. You can get off your knees now Jarvis.

Stir up the muck and let’s have another go!

well it is pretty satisfying to see the little twerp covered in mud

I infer that this version of the “sport” involves trying to pull your opponents into a mud-wallow? I never knew that was how it went. Silly me, I thought it was a matter of forcing the other team over some sort of line.

“Just stay on your knees.” All your life. :)

The muddy truth.

I am, in fact, rather surprised that Sedgwick agreed to participate in a tug-o’-war! But I guess that’s just an acknowledgement of the parity in Rich Kids Camp….