Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 15, 2022

If that’s not a need-to-know basis, I don’t know what is.

He looks shaken. Not stirred.

“Find a corner like the rest of us did.”

Agent oh-oh number two

If I told you, the next thing that would happen is I’d be getting requests for information about the bears and the forest.

But agent M, you knows you has access denied to the chief’s secret office room.

Funny was just reading about Starbucks closing stores due to safety concerns involving their restrooms. Can’t take any chances with secret govt restrooms as well, agent M

“We’ve removed all the signs indicating where the restrooms are to keep the enemy from learning their locations.”

“But everyone at the convention is working for the same agency! There are no enemies here!”

“That’s what they want you to think.”

Need proper clearance? Try Metamucil.

Agent M: “Then I guess my level of clearance requires me to píss on your shoes.”

Don’t worry, Agent M has plenty of clearance, for the door, that is.

You know you’re in trouble when the secret keepers don’t know.

True story: During the early 70s, the FBI kept an exhaustive file on John Lennon’s antiwar activities. One of the most documented and photographed personalities of that time…and they put the wrong person’s picture in the file.

Now excuse me, I have to delete this conversation.

If you won’t tell me, I’ll decide that it’s wherever your standing!

This could become a serious leak.

“I guess I’ll just have to contact WikiLeaks…”

“Your Clearance just got upgraded…”

It’s a ‘need to GO!’ basis

Agent M will soon be know as Agent BM.

Planing invasions and covert ops in men’s restroom has been so common, that all restrooms now require a top security clearance.

Does he have regular glasses on? No wonder he doesn’t have clearance.

What’s the point of this convention, anyway?

FIrst, you have to reveal private information – like your gender.

This is not helping to control the leaks in the operation.

I think we have just found the source of the leak.

Tell him so that he doesn’t have to use the potted plant in the foyer, as that could short out the “bugs” hidden in the pot, causing a fire.

Please, god, make this arc be done.

And hurry before he has to change his designation to Agent BM.

Sure, that’s what he says Now.