Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 14, 2022

Or is it? The best kept secrets are those never expressed. That’s why nobody will ever guess I am actually Double Oh ONE!!

See how well I hide? Even in plain sight my disguise is just too good to believe.

Basically, classified as useless to do anything meaningful!

Say, shouldn’t you be having this conference under a giant cone of silence?

and heavily redacted.

Ba-dish-bump!

Seriously, take my 99…please!

There’s one big advantage to leading the conference of government conspiracy agents: no multi media necessary.

The CIA said I can’t talk about XXXX that thing XXXX Nellis AB XXXXXX or that other Thing. XXXXXXXX

Oh no! Not the dreaded PowerPoint!

Look at the agent to your right. Now look at the agent to your left. Of the three of you, none of you officially exist!

In God we trust. All others we monitor.

“BTW, does anybody have any extra toner cartridges?”

Psst. Same as “The Fight Club”.

But we’re reading something classified in a comic. Hmm hold on my doorbell just rang….

“And after the conference is over, I’ll have to kill you. And me.”

Are they meeting in Vegas? I heard what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

They must go through a lot of black magic markers.

Next on the agenda is the nomination of the club president. The slate of candidates looks a lot like the slide for the motto.

I wonder if Loid Forger is attending? It would probably be kind of hard to tell.