Agnes by Tony Cochran for July 11, 2022

I think she’s on to something.

That was about 20 more years for any of them to be interested in me.

(But then I’m special.)

Ugh; I hate pickles!!

The eternal love affair with food.

I’m panting already.

She’s too young for food p$rn

such novels aren’t for girls – it’s for every one with a belly (big enough belly)

The title sells it all by itself.

next up, melting in the heat, about a soft serve cone in july…

Nope! Not putting pickles on my grilled cheese sandwich…ever

“Oh! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! … Cheese…”

Sorry Agnes, it should be tomato slices.

Oddly enough, Agnes bureau seems to have a boy creature on it today.

It’s the stuffing part that gets readers hooked

Catchy title, soon on Netflix…..

Needs good cover art, maybe Fabio with an armful of figs and eggplants?

Metaphorical pickles

I ship it.

Agnes wrote a novel? I am impressed, even if she borrowed freely from Grandma’s supply of romance novels — and even if her idea of a novel is only 10 pages long. You have to start somewhere.

Using a grilled cheese sandwich (that is, a non-romantic/erotic object) as the subject isn’t as strange as it might seem. The writer Florence King (who also wrote p0rn under several pseudonyms) once wrote a short piece describing the cracking open and devouring of a soft-boiled egg, from a p0rnographic perspective. (Quoted by Willard R. Espy in An Almanac of Words at Play (1975))