Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for July 22, 2022

Counter to the newspaper quote -

“I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy. Because they know what it feels like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anybody else to feel like that.” – Robin Williams

Laughter is the best medicine …..and sometimes you cry.

Who would even think of dealing with a dinosaur? They’re a risky deal because they stick their necks out too far…

Took a Geology course one summer – 101… professor put a trick question an an assignment “What evidence is there that shows early man did not fear the dinosaurs?” This was before google, and if you didn’t have your thinking cap on! Lots of hours wasted researching for the answer..

Actually, “early man” probably did fear at least one dinosaur species. They lived mostly on the African plains, which was also the habitat of ostriches, and that’s a(n avian) dinosaur that can be rather dangerous to humans. Of course, it’s only been a few decades since we verified that birds are a branch of the Tyrannosauroid branch of the Dinosauria branch of the vertibrate branch of the Animalia branch of …

Sorry Jethro, there ain’t nuff roome for you in the pickup truck and my wife. It cantankerous .

I thought it was what the Captain says when the water’s too deep for the chain.