Herman by Jim Unger for July 19, 2022

What would she do if she couldn’t find the toilet paper?

Problem solved!

A stich in time saves…toilet paper? EW!

What a waste of time and effort. Any office supply store sells brass paper fasteners that eliminate the need for buttons. Also handy, though less convenient and slightly less sightly, are binder clips, available in a variety of sizes and colors.

And why worry if you lose a button at the end of a sleeve? An ordinary staple does as well. Cuff links — who needs ‘em?

I know these are low-class Hints that even Heloise would disdain, but what the heck. They are among the more practical things I learned in college. (—

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brass_fastener

Talent comes in many forms.

The brain admits no limits to invention. That is, if one has a brain.

genius

It’s called a pull-over shirt.

But -it was a zippered shirt!

That is what Gracie Allen would do to George Burns’ shirts. She explained all that to her best friend Blanche.

THE WOMAN’S A GENIUS!!

this one had me chuckling out loud

What a wonderful idea! Think that would spur him on to sewing for himself?

Button, button. Who’s got the button?