Last Kiss by John Lustig for July 11, 2022

But does she believe in post marital sex?

Admiral Ackbar warned you

“….extra- for me.”

You can have extramarital sex though.

Wait until he finds out there’s no more sex.

Ah, but think of all the extra-marital sex, make-up sex, angry sex, (and after the divorce) ex-sex you can have.

That depends….find someone that isn’t married and …..there you go.

You can cure a woman of nymphomania, by marrying her.

You mean to say that women don’t like men just jumpin’ on top of them for 40 to 45 seconds (and especially if it’s only that)?

Who knew?

REVEREND: I said you may “KISS”, NOT “French” the bride!!!

My mother told me there’d be days like this….

Time to move on to extramarital sex. I’ll help.

She continues: Oh but it was so much fun and sooo good!

There is a theory that if you put a marble in a jar every time you have sex before marriage, then take a marble out every time you have sex after you’re married, you’ll never empty the jar. Both times I was married that theory was accurate.

“….for now.”

and probably no POST marital sex!!

There’s still premarital sex, just not with him…

She has had 7 husbands. 3 of her own and 4 of her friends.

There are many different types of forbidden sex you can try. Think of something. It’s probably forbidden somewhere.

problems with too much sex? get married and taper off quickly…

If he knows she’s worried about that, he’s just going to have work a little harder to show her that marital sex can be just as good — with maybe a few role-playing games tossed in . . .

Girls just want/desire/deserve to have fun.

Well, you can the pre-divorcal one now.