Herman by Jim Unger for July 28, 2022

Lithe me to die

How low can you go?

“Not anymore.”

Whatever gave you that idea?

Well, he remembered that he was good at it when he was 24….

Two total knee replacements, coming up!

Nope. He’s the new ceiling inspector.

WD 40 anyone?

He will forevermore in hospital lore be known as ‘that Rice Krispy guy’ — as in “Snap, Crackle, Pop.”

He was under the car when the lift fell.

He’s gotten down & he can’t get up

Not an emergency — he’s been like that for a week.

LOL!

Hey Monn, you won….

Going out on a limbo, the answer is probably yes.

" How low can you go? "

He’s training for a new sport called the 100 meter crawl

Nurse: Wow, doctor, 10 years of med school has clearly taught you a lot.

He was, yes he was!

Used to be…..

Good thing he wasn’t Break Dancing

Yes, and his name is Herman!