Close to Home by John McPherson for August 06, 2022

His parents put him on the rack every day. He urned that distinction.

Uncle Norm made a real ash of himself!

Sounds like a tall tale to me

Bleeb is having a really good day. He’s in PERFECT position.

They’ll always be with you!

…and he’s standing tall….

May the four be with you always.

Dag! I thought he was a genie.

Set them ashes free.

Maybe it’s just me and I know it’s a gag in a comic, but I can’t but find it odd that’s she’s collecting the urns of her deceased uncles.

Who has all their uncles’ ashes on the mantel? Their wives or children didnt want them? Weird!

I reckon he “urned” it.

That’s pretty tall! I woulda thought more along the lines of a Home Depot paint bucket!

Which NBA team he played for?

He probably was very skinny so urn should not be taller.

And he always drank a lot of shots…

John, if Bleeb is a projection I hope we do not read about your arrest someday. Keep the little bugger in fantasyland.

I’d say Uncle Norm urned that position on the mantle.

The Ossuaries of my Uncles. Sounds like the next bestseller, exclusively at a bookstore near you…