Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for August 13, 2022

I wonder if this is multitasking or only multiple organ failure

That sounds like too many of our politicians now adays.

Except they tend to listen to a butt hole and follow their spleen.

I guess that explains the mess on the floor.

Without using his brain Brewster is a natural Faux noise watcher!

Good one Pam!

“Where did your kidney lead you? Never mind, I think I know. Try cutting down on fluids before going to bed.”

He’s not really exspleening, he’s just kidney around. Wait until he deLivers the punch line.

How does one use his gut? Laxatives? Sit-ups, maybe.

Don’t worry it’s in the bottle on the shelf marked Abby Normal.

oh drop the mic

There’s a line I love from the old movie “The Thief of Bagdad” where the Genie of the Lamp teases his new master:

“You’re a clever little man, little master of the universe, but mortals are weak and frail. If their stomach speaks, they forget their brain. If their brain speaks, they forget their heart. And if their heart speaks… ha ha! … they forget EVERYTHING!”

What brain?

Been taking advice from oldbot again, Brewster?

Normal day, eh Brewster?

The whole idea makes my skin crawl.

I think Pam is right.

Maybe the problem is that he needs a heart, a brain, and some courage. What planet does that wizard live on?

would fit right in as a CNN news reporter

Zingggg!!!!

Nonessentials not needed now.

Having the dumb guy in charge makes it funny, but in real life Pam should be in charge. She is the smartest person on the station.

Sometimes it’s best to leave the brain out of things, like when you’re playing a fast paced sport.

Following your kidney must mean the call of nature.

I have so much sympathy for Brewster right now. Been there, done that, dude.