Free Range by Bill Whitehead for August 12, 2022

“Hick Shtick”.

Middle Earth mysteries

Feeding the myth.

But let me tell you, we are not fooled. Not for one minute.

He should give his speech to the demonrats, they only care about NY and L.A. (let the hate begin)

I was born in New York, and without getting into a lot of intermediate periods, grew up in Louisiana and Illinois and ended up settling in Connecticut. In every part of the country I’ve been in, I’ve found that people are remarkably ill informed about the other parts.

The people who live in flyover land would like to say that in spite of the look of open spaces… there’s no vacancies! DO NOT MOVE HERE.

Cue the classic New Yorker cover illustration where everything past the Hudson River is “Indian Country”.

Nonsense. There is no life outside of NYC, LA, or Chicago. Just a myth.

Crap, now all of them city morons will want to come out here to have a relaxing, peaceful life and screw everything up.

Here’s a shocker for you, There is more to New York State than just NYC,more to California than LA and San Francisco.

Dang, their secret is out.

Fly over our state, and keep right on a-goin" !

Very cute !