A group of engineers with FIDIC (Fédération Internationale Des Ingénieurs-Conseils) have at last designed a better, fusion-powered mousetrap. Unfortunately, the learning curve to use it is very steep. Until mice can earn their PhD’s, it’s of scant use.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 2 years ago
The new desk top model. Now with 5G.
tremaine53 over 2 years ago
Fancy-pants TV antenna/satellite dish
tremaine53 over 2 years ago
Ah! Combination stringed instrument and Jew’s Harp, designed in such a way both are played simultaneously.
PraiseofFolly over 2 years ago
A group of engineers with FIDIC (Fédération Internationale Des Ingénieurs-Conseils) have at last designed a better, fusion-powered mousetrap. Unfortunately, the learning curve to use it is very steep. Until mice can earn their PhD’s, it’s of scant use.
thebashfulone over 2 years ago
The packaging on mine said “Watch not included”.
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Well, I JUST don’t know….
mistercatworks over 2 years ago
Oh, great, now I want to buy two .
That would be a heck of a design for an office stapler, for when you need to join two offices together in a particularly confusing manner.
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 2 years ago
One of the few things that neither eBay or Amazon stocks.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 2 years ago
No other appliance does a better job of sharpening your turnip twaddler.
drycurt over 2 years ago
Early manual theremin?
gary.eddings4157 Premium Member over 2 years ago
The one I had as a child was blue
6turtle9 over 2 years ago
Is this what happens when you cross sax with violins?
4892624 over 2 years ago
You fools! It’s the first static electrical violin! Run away!
tee929 over 2 years ago
From Da Vinci’s younger brother—Eddie Da Loonie
mistercatworks over 2 years ago
Ah, these things never stay in tune.