Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 25, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  about 2 years ago

    Enjoy getting beat up by a female. They’ll be harder to find when you grow up.

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    codycab  about 2 years ago

    I’ll bet all of those flaps say the same thing.

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 2 years ago

    Those fortune tellers — I think also called as cootie-catchers — sure were something. They’re still made, right?

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    C  about 2 years ago

    The simple pleasures are the best

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    SHIVA  about 2 years ago

    Women will put him in ICU, when he’s older!!

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    Macushlalondra  about 2 years ago

    We played with those when I was a kid.

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    in.amongst  about 2 years ago

    it doesn’t, Calvin – it really doesn’t get better…

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    einarbt  about 2 years ago

    Glad to see Calvin enjoying the moment. He really has got the hang of it.

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    leopardglily  about 2 years ago

    He looks so pleased hahahahahahahaha

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    LeftCoastKen Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Ain’t young love grand?!?

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    BigDaveGlass  about 2 years ago

    Calvin, you outrageous flirt you……

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    Calvinist1966  about 2 years ago

    Another sign that Calvin sometimes feels being beaten up by Susie is worth the pain. He feels the same with Hobbes. Sometimes the beating is worthwhile sometimes not. He never enjoys the beatings he gets from Moe which is one of the reasons why Moe is a bully whereas Calvin, Hobbes and Susie are not.

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    Susan00100  about 2 years ago

    Just try that with Moe!!

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    oldspacehound  about 2 years ago

    Not necessarily

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    bignatefantic2.0  about 2 years ago

    If C&H was set in the 21 century, Calvin would do something much worse than that and still get beaten up by Susie

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    dflak  about 2 years ago

    I can’t recall an incident (other than snowballs and water balloons) where Calvin has physically abused Susie. Normally, it’s verbal taunting.

    On the other hand, Susie often “decks” Calvin.

    Double standard?

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    jagedlo  about 2 years ago

    I never knew how to put one of those things together…

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    theincrediblebulk  about 2 years ago

    And so we see the creation of a submissive male who enjoys the punishment doled out by the dominant female.

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    Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I’m not sure what she expected to happen.

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    sandpiper  about 2 years ago

    Cal’s tolerance for pain is higher than for some others.

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    SquidGamerGal  about 2 years ago

    Geez! Even the naughty little boys in my neighborhood don’t go THAT far!

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    Zebrastripes  about 2 years ago

    Uh ooooh!

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    Count Olaf Premium Member about 2 years ago

    The lad does have a way with words, eh? Poetic.

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    ComicLover2 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Not so funny, considering that violence in homes is a horrific crime.

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    g04922  about 2 years ago

    Poor Calvin… He will be the guy who tells really bad jokes at the parties when he grows up.

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    A R V reader  about 2 years ago

    We used to call them Cootie Catchers, but doubtfully Calvin wants to catch cooties from Susie.

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    MichiganMitten  about 2 years ago

    I’m guessing the other possibilities weren’t much better if Calvin drew it up.

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    smsrt  about 2 years ago

    Eh Calvin, aren’t you going to grow up to be special…

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    Diat60  about 2 years ago

    My favorite story of Halloween – the Danse Macabre. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CHqhsMP80E

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I remember those things. Somehow, I always seemed to end up either in love with the user or owing her money. I think my ex-wife was a master of those things.

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    BiggerNate91  about 2 years ago

    You can tell that his laugh is more of an exaggerated one rather than a genuine one.

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    Calvinist1966  about 2 years ago

    Yesterday, I explained that the reason I sometimes reply to a reply that was made to me a day earlier is because I don’t usually get a second chance to read the comic strips on-line. Today I am getting a second chance so I may reply to some comments including replies to my earlier comments.

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    wiley207  about 2 years ago

    I first learned of those “cootie catcher” fortune tellers from the old “Arthur” episode where Prunella has one; they would pick a color and then two numbers.

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    willie_mctell  about 2 years ago

    It’s the simple things.

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    John Jorgensen  about 2 years ago

    I suspect that’s what all the flaps said.

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    Meowy_Sparkles  about 2 years ago

    Dumb-as-judo Calvin. (sorry to anyone named judo or who likes judo from bluey)

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  about 2 years ago

    If that were a cootie catcher, Calvin would have broke it on the first touch.

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    hagarthehorrible  about 2 years ago

    Calvin, what we missed is the quick momentum transfer from Susie to you. Susie is not only smart but swift too.

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    rgcviper  about 2 years ago

    I made a TON of those “fortune teller” things back in the day. Today’s comic takes me back.

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