Did you hear the one about the abusive husband who didn’t want to leave anything to his wife and made her swear to put all his wealth in the casket with him for burial?
At the funeral, her friend asked her: "Well, did you do it? She said: “Yes, I did. I put in a cheque for every last cent that he owned.”
In 50 years, all the richest men (or whatever they want to be called) in the world will be gone and their money will live on. But oh, to have their money, I’m sure we all will agree, is not a bad thing.
Andrew Carnegie once said “Any Man who dies rich thus dies disgraced.” He believed you should spend the first half of your life acquiring riches, but the second half giving them away.
My financial advisor asks if you want to be able to leave anything to your loved ones. He told me he has a client who said that he wants his last check to bounce.
OK You Die. All of your things go into the casket with you. good, Huh? 1000 years later some archeologist digs you up and puts all your stuff on a display in a museum! That make any sense?
BasilBruce about 2 years ago
“It’s buried in Santa Anita Park, under a big W.”
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 2 years ago
Money for nothing.
Ratkin Premium Member about 2 years ago
Knowing you’ve left enough for your children and grandchildren not to have to struggle is a good feeling, I think.
Wilde Bill about 2 years ago
He who dies with the most toys… STILL DIES.
marilynnbyerly about 2 years ago
Then his family wastes it all in a few years. Who wins?
blunebottle about 2 years ago
Did you hear the one about the abusive husband who didn’t want to leave anything to his wife and made her swear to put all his wealth in the casket with him for burial?
At the funeral, her friend asked her: "Well, did you do it? She said: “Yes, I did. I put in a cheque for every last cent that he owned.”
B UTTONS about 2 years ago
Government wins, inheritance tax.
CJ Flintstone about 2 years ago
I see Rat got the tongue placement correct!
ronaldspence about 2 years ago
i once heard it said “they who die with the money…are still dead”
unfair.de about 2 years ago
Winner are the heirs. If you sacrificed time for earning money in which you could’ve had a good life: you lost.
iggyman about 2 years ago
“Enjoy yourself it’s later than you think” as the song goes!
dlkrueger33 about 2 years ago
I’ve always heard that the one who dies with the most toys wins. LOL
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 2 years ago
I love a happy ending.
Kayak_Brian about 2 years ago
In 50 years, all the richest men (or whatever they want to be called) in the world will be gone and their money will live on. But oh, to have their money, I’m sure we all will agree, is not a bad thing.
Masterskrain about 2 years ago
Andrew Carnegie once said “Any Man who dies rich thus dies disgraced.” He believed you should spend the first half of your life acquiring riches, but the second half giving them away.
uniquename about 2 years ago
It isn’t what you made, it’s how you made it and how you spent it.
[Traveler] Premium Member about 2 years ago
My financial advisor asks if you want to be able to leave anything to your loved ones. He told me he has a client who said that he wants his last check to bounce.
Ellis97 about 2 years ago
At least he died happy.
ninstar about 2 years ago
I think it was that victory dance in panel 2 that finished him off.
Zebrastripes about 2 years ago
Money doesn’t guarantee happiness, love and peace!
anamchara42 about 2 years ago
I see that Rat practices what he preaches – Gramps’ tongue is going the correct direction.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 2 years ago
lmao at that 2nd to last panel.
iggyman about 2 years ago
OK You Die. All of your things go into the casket with you. good, Huh? 1000 years later some archeologist digs you up and puts all your stuff on a display in a museum! That make any sense?
oakie817 about 2 years ago
remember it’s @ before # except after $
Cameron1988 Premium Member about 2 years ago
Too bad he can’t take it with him
MollyCat about 2 years ago
If the last check I write before I die bounces, I have gotten it just about right.
raybarb44 about 2 years ago
Really. He’s all alone. Naked and afraid. He owns nothing. Same way he came into life so many years back…..
Goat from PBS about 2 years ago
I can die happy knowing I saw a home run by Albert Pujols in person. That’s a win in my book.
MichiganMitten about 2 years ago
Having founded/funded lots of charities would feel good at that point.
moondog42 Premium Member about 2 years ago
Is this Loss?
Geezer about 2 years ago
It is better to run out of life before you run out of money than to run out of money before you run out of life.
Eric S about 2 years ago
I won! …you can’t take it with you… so.. you LOST!
foxmike6513 Premium Member about 2 years ago
So——practicing drawing a tongue going down paid off?
Mostly Water Premium Member about 2 years ago
Conclusion: Gramps did not have a satisfying meal.
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 2 years ago
You can’t take it with you, he just realized.
Bilan about 2 years ago
He who dies with the most money . . .his children win.
willie_mctell about 2 years ago
Believing that you won in that situation is more than sufficient
Buoy about 2 years ago
It’s good to go out a weener, as some often miss hear that phrase.
AndrewSharpe about 2 years ago
He who dies with the most toys… is nonetheless still dead.
Sisyphos about 2 years ago
Rat may admire Samuel Beckett. But it’s not quite the same, and arguably Gramps has checked out a loser….