The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 15, 2022

Paper, Les?

Hand-i-wipe….

Les, you.ve got a bidet now, remember?

Oh, BTW, was it intentional to call it a ‘movement’?

he’s about to reevaluate his core values!

Well, finally that necktie will be used for something useful.

Time for the “Paper Chase”!

Left unaddressed is the methane crisis. So for crisis sake, Courtesy Flush!!!!

Just-In-Time has failed, again. Hello, anyone out there? I hate to use my expensive monogrammed hankie …

Reminds me of a ditty we used to sing as kids: Stranded. Stranded on the toilet bowl. What do you do….when you’re stranded? And there’s none on the roll? Well, you know you’re a man, so you wipe it with your hand….when you’re stranded.

Remember, Less is More!

Time to roll out a new plan.

He could always dip into his fat wallet….

looks like going paperless is going down the tubes…

Karma…..let’s see him get out of this situation…will he make a clean break?

CEO’s have their own private bath stocked with toilet paper. Ie. Do as I say not as I do do.

Reminds me of a foreign commercial I saw once where the husband was always chiding the wife to do away with paper things, ie recipes, magazines, newspapers, etc, and use an electronic device. In the end he’s on the toilet and calls her because he’s out of toilet paper. She slides his tablet under the door.

I doubt that. The senior staff restrooms would always be well stocked. But you have to have a key.

Les…Nessman…?

Getting ready to crack a joke, butt couldn’t, Phew!

Just another $hit for brains CEO that didn’t listen to the COO. They are the ones that know how the business actually runs.

One thing became clear, the rushed implimation stunk.

Always a good idea to see if the dispenser is stocked before it’s too late…

moderation in all things

In some situations, a computer screen is not a good substitute for actual paper. Take this situation for instance…

Last place to go paper less!

Now what would MacGyver do?

There’s also a saying that start off like, ‘Pi$$ poor planning…’.

I find myself reaching for the pine fresh Glade spray.

He’s about to do a roll call to instacart.

Or go green. A pile of leaves in each stall. Don’t forget to display it in all your marketing.

Is this like bit coin, getting rid of the paper? Butt coin? Going to the highest bidet’er.

Oh p00p!

Do like a dog does, and butt scoot on the carpet.

Going digital, I see. Gross!

When I was stationed in Seoul back in ’77, the Korean facility that I worked at had toilet paper that looks like crepe paper when it was stocked. Having some naval shipboard experience, I always carried my own roll when having to go. And it was a good thing, too. Every so often there would be a shortage of paperwork and the unlucky had to take care of their business with the reading material, usually newspapers strewn on the floor of the stalls. Ah, those were the days!

I hate it when it happens!

He’s now wondering if there is an app that can help him get out of this predicament.

Unfortunately he thought of it AFTER his movement.