Kliban's Cats by B. Kliban for August 16, 2022

Mmmm-mmm, feline pie,…

Qat looks puzzled as to where those four and twenty blackbirds got off to.

Stripes thought he heard it was “mice meat” pie.

If it were not made to sit, then why is it made of warm? Inquiring qats want to know.

Don’t even think about eating this pie, lady

Four and twenty black birds baked in a…. gone.

Woman: There aren’t any blackbirds baked in my pie. Cat: I was misinformed.

Aaaaaah! This is sooooo warm! And it smells yummy too!

“I shall sits where I wants.”

Before there were warm appliances to curl up on.

It was warm. It was sitting out, What did you think would happen?

She doesn’t need it anyway.

Footwarmer

Kitty-Pie.