Herman by Jim Unger for August 24, 2022

Yeah, and after that I’ll put the germs you left behind close to my eyes. Right, gotcha.

Scientifically speaking, this is called EW!

Herman doctors are the best!!

I keep my glasses dirty…the teacher looks better that way.

“Yuck, I have an eyelash in my eye! Do me a favor and use your tongue to get it out. It’s what my Swiss grandmother used to do.”

I… was not expecting that splash of gross.

I never understood the concept of licking a contact lens and putting it back in your eye let alone this.

Yuk

That’s disgusting

If he uses a mouthwash with alcohol in it first …

Pardon me while I go hurl

Nope! Just nope!

Pink Eye incubation.

Nice sanitary practice.

Ok but I’m not going to turn my head when I cough.

Time for a new doctor.