Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 06, 2022

The advent of female pilots

There was a tragic story of a small airplane pilot in Arizona who had to make an emergency landing. He managed to land the plane in the desert but he also managed to hit the only Saguaro cactus in the area. Hitting it caused the top 3 or 4 feet to break off, which promptly fell onto the cockpit and crushed the poor pilot.

I guess the student failed the driver’s test.

Now help me push the moon back where it belongs and let’s get out of here before anyone notices.

At least this bunch got off the ground!

The instructor wasn’t paying attention evidently…

Timmy’s dream of being a getaway driver for the intergalactic bank robbers never materialized.

So THAT’S what all them dents are from!

The usual questions:

It just POPPED-UP! It’s not my fault, right?

I was just flying along and there it was… that’s not on me is it?

I was just orbiting like I’m s‘posed to… you know… keeping it under 17,500 per hour… and there it was… it just JUMPED out in front of me! That’s it’s fault, right?

It just came outa nowhere! Am I gonna get a ticket for this?

That’s amore!

Aaarrrrggghhh! We’re covered in green cheese.

It’s HAL’s fault.

“Shut off the ignition”?, replies the instructor, “Were out of fuel, so that won’t matter now”.

Democrat driver.

No, just hit reverse and floor it!!!

I want to hear him explain the damage to Mom and Dad. (It’s their spaceship)

Mr. Rogers. We need to speak about about your son Buck’s piloting. :)

And now he’s being followed by a moon shadow.

Or, you could just put it in light-speed and get the heck out of there.

“To infinity and …” just got a text message …!

Based on comparative size to the moon, that is about the size of an Executor-class Star Dreadnought Star Destroyer.

Landed right in Moon River.

I wonder if I can type “frickin’” in the comments without getting my account susp

I laughed so hard I cried!!!!!