Strange Brew by John Deering for August 26, 2022

And they weren’t going to eat the lawyer – it was just professional courtesy, one predator to another.

They’re just trying to level the playing field!!

Suddenly, the jungle drums tell of the judge lifting the order, and the hunt is on. The lions report that the lawyers taste good when poached.

A restraining order. Those are always a joke

In any court trial, out of all wild animals a lion hates most to testify. Because right off the bat he has to admit to be lion.

I love how they got a cameo from The Far Side

I expected to see a rhinoceros in this cartoon too. Seems to be a trend today.

Wildebeest chaser…anything for a “buck”!

Okay, who heard that caption in their head in the voice of Sir David Attenborough?

All the lions have left is to sleep tonight…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrOWDPkYyP0

They should go for the lawyers.  They’re easy to catch, no pointy ends, they outnumber all of the wildebeests, buffalo and other animals lions typically prey on and law schools churn out thousands of them every year!  As an added bonus people would welcome them in their neighborhood instead of trying to eradicate them!

Looks like the lawyer is easy picking.

If the attorney gets eaten, they have a diplomat on standby to bring in a Gnu World Order.

…and in other gnus…

Lawyers are fatter and jucier because they get all the dollars. Jus’ sayin’.

As a probation officers mony a few of my clients either had restraining orders slapped on them or violated them while on probation. Pretty ineffective unless they are hauled to jail right away! Some time the wife or girlfriend either drooped the charges or bailed the a**hole out.

So first they’ll eat the attorney.

Attorney first.