Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 31, 2022

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    Scorpio Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    At least wait till you can’t hear his footsteps before breaking out the booze.

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    wjones  almost 2 years ago

    when the cats away, Thet’s hen the fun begins.

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    ekke  almost 2 years ago

    When the boss is away, the cats will play!

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    meg_grif  almost 2 years ago

    There’s no shooting in there! That’s the War Room!

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    jasonsnakelover  almost 2 years ago

    And when the cat’s not away, the wiz is gonna do that.

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    DaveG1960  almost 2 years ago

    The hart is not quite in it…….

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    B UTTONS  almost 2 years ago

    Endurance testing. Only the strong would drink anyone over the table.

    Only a Fink would drink anyone under the table.

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    C  almost 2 years ago

    Wiz gave it a shot

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    littlejohn Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Where are the dancing girls?

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    MayCauseBurns  almost 2 years ago

    Love a meeting that ends with booze fueled hijinks

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    “Another meeting to attend.” euphemism for have to go to the bathroom.

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    jagedlo  almost 2 years ago

    Oops, you guys got caught!

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    preacherman Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Evidently, the leadership thinks they need to be stoned before they get stoned.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Of all the places to have shots, I’m thinking the war room is pretty high on the list.

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    V45mikky  almost 2 years ago

    Celebrating their victory a little premature.

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    Goat from PBS  almost 2 years ago

    He’s talking about war, not drinking.

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    blakerl  almost 2 years ago

    One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer…

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    delennwen  almost 2 years ago

    Hey yo I’m just like my kingy, I’m short, tubby, and finky, and I am not throwin’ away my shot!

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    Bung is the instigator….

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    Daltongang Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    ELF PARTY!!!!!

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Big bottle – a Jeroboam?

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    windsockca Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    So true. How do I put it on twitter.

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