Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for August 29, 2022

When in doubt, eat it.

(You can always hork it back up later.)

Of course Elvis will chew away . We have to see what is there, so chew away!

Why isn’t Lupin helping him? He’s missing an adventure.

I’m with Elvis. Tear down this wall!

Sometimes, you just gotta choose violence. Especially if you are a Siamese.

The wall is doomed.

wait i can comment early, cause time difference, fun.

Well, dang … that was unexpectedly anticlimactic. This make me want to put on a Santa suit and give a Lupin a sledgehammer, tied up with a big red bow … ho ho ho!

Let Elvis be obvious. Lupin will be the stealth later on. When no-one’s looking…

You go, Elvis. Get to the bottom of this story. A Siamese has got to do what a Siamese has got to do.

If Elvis is gonna try to get through the wall with nothing but his paws and claws, he’s gonna have to start from scratch…

With all the plaster dust, Elvis might give Lupin a run in the bathroom-camoflage department

Yes, Elvis! Unleash the murder mittens!

Isn’t that supposed to help them stay at the Big Pink House?

Women, what is wrong with you? Have you no curiosity? You’ve already blown the security deposit. At least get on the phone to Dr. Mann and have him come take a look.

OT: HAPPY MOON LAUNCH, EVERYBODY!!!!

IT’S A SECRET DOOR, PEOPLE! COM’ ON!! OPEN UP ALREADY!

That wall better beware of Elvis’s pointy bits.

Elvis….not Lupin, but Elvis…..You go guy!

The People think they know what’s on the other side… but there is clearly more to the story… And we know Elvis can see Freddie when she appears…

Just saw an announcement on Georgia’s FB page from a day or two ago…the ne book Pucky Prince of Bacon is delayed again because of shipping problems. New release date is Nov 15. :-(

Teamwork, Elvis is creating a diversion for lupin.

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

Thomios: Louie-Nour! Great to see you! How long has it been?

Louie-Nour: Way too long, my cat! What new delicacies have you been making?

Thomios: I guess you heard Titania and her workers have reopened the Xanadu hive. Their honey is exquisite.

Louie-Nour: You wouldn’t happen to have a cup of tea and a scone for a skunk who’s traveled a long way, would you.

Thomios: Sure do. Have a seat and take a load off. Oh, I should warn you, Iron Glove is here, too.

Louie-Nour: I know him. Great guy, but a shoutmunk can be startling.

Thomios: I know you don’t like to be startled. None of us like it when you’re startled, either.

Louie-Nour: Don’t worry too much. The last time I was startled like that was when User-Brad of the It’s a Wonderful Nine Lives actors ran into me on the Oh-Pun road to Afar.

Thomios: He had it coming. I heard he had stolen a bunch of Blossoms of Blessing from the Cosmos Nursery.

Enter Elvis-Anum, Iron Glove, and Wally

Iron Glove: LOUIE, GREAT TO SEE YA!

Elvis, are you trying to steal Lupin’s schtick?

A hidden door in my house? I wouldn’t be able to resist. I can’t imagine why the people would decide to leave it alone.

GO ELVIS!!!!

Oh no! And I had worked out a whole alternative story line!

Lupin seems to disapprove of the People’s decision. The way his eyes are painted, he seems to be rolling them! ;)

Is that the Woman or Lupin yelling at Elvis in the last panel?

Maybe the outdoor friends can start in from the outside and surprise them all

Go for it Elvis!

How can they do that to us?

Ooh, what if introducing the door at this point was a decoy? What if the story does something else for September, and then on October 1…creeeeeeeakkkkkk – the half-forgotten door starts opening on its own?

How come you’re always such a fussy young man?

Don’t want no Kitty Crunch, don’t want no Kibble Bran

Well, don’t you know that other kitties are starving in Japan?

So eat it, just eat it

Don’t wanna argue, I don’t wanna debate

Don’t wanna hear about what kind of food you hate

You won’t get no dessert ’till you clean off your plate

So eat it

Don’t you tell me you’re full

Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Get yourself an mouse and beat it

Have some more chicken, have some tuna pie

It doesn’t matter if it’s broiled or fried

Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it

Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it, ooh

Your table manners are a cryin’ shame

You’re playin’ with your food, this ain’t some kind of game

Now, if you starve to death, you’ll just have yourself to blame

So eat it, just eat it

You better listen, better do what you’re told

You haven’t even touched your tuna casserole

You better chow down or it’s gonna get cold

So eat it

I don’t care if you’re full

Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Open up your mouth and feed it

Have some more yogurt, have some more Spam

It doesn’t matter if it’s fresh or canned

Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Don’t you make me repeat it

Have a banana, have a whole bunch

It doesn’t matter what you had for lunch

Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

With apologies to Michael Jackson and Weird Al Yankovic

This reminds me of the wise sage advice bestowed upon me as a child from my ancestors … How do you keep a turkey in suspense? I’ll tell you tomorrow.

Perhaps the People are done investigating, but there are a few reporters in the house who might have other ideas. If Elvis does eat through the walls, he might find Lupin already in there, unable to be invisible against the purple.

ELVIS NO! Elvis Yes!!!!

Wolverine: SNIKT! Elvis: SHINK!

Mizz Cartoonist, Tear down this wall!!!

Scratch through – maybe. I lived in a place with a carport right outside my door. The uprights were made of cheap soft pine. All the neighborhood cats would come visit Vivekat (who was very sociable) and scratch-mark the nearest upright. In the two years I lived there, it was scratched down to a one-inch diameter at one spot. My neighbor told me it had already been replaced twice before I moved in.

Dignity; always dignity!

OT: Robert’s wife, Marie

I’m glad that Marie is feeling better. I hope that she doesn’t need surgery, and can go home soon. <3

Bartholomew would be right there with Elvis. He hasn’t met a door yet that he didn’t want to be on the other side of. (And he’s figured out how doorknobs work. Thank goodness he lacks thumbs.)

Elvis explores.

Question: Which is better; Garfield, or Breaking Cat News?

I understand Elvis, but he may end up at the vet if he does it.

Elvis needs to be fed more if he’s going to eat plaster in order to get into the new addition

Sending bushels of good juju to rs0204 and his wife!!

The People have chosen. And they have chosen … Poorly/. Does anyone have a lockpick set? It would be a shame to ruin that door.

Hi, don’t know if you have been following this little gal, but I think she’s a cute little kitty, She’s got a lot of short vids that her owner puts out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHJqbqY9Jrs

No toebeans, but I spy a paw pad in the last panel!

“With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound he pulls the the splintered pink house plaster down. Oh No!! the scourge of walls, you know! Go go Elvizilla!