Frank and Ernest by Thaves for August 29, 2022

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    Ratkin Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Which one was grilled by King Arthur? Sir Loin.

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member about 2 years ago

    And who invented the credit card? Sir Charge!

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    The Reader Premium Member about 2 years ago

    That guy was always at a meeting. No, wait, that was Sir Conference!

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    P51Strega  about 2 years ago

    Which was the Jewish knight?

    Sir Cumcised

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    Skeptical Meg  about 2 years ago

    Oy!

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    blackman2732  about 2 years ago

    GROAN

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    joe piglet Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I am Sir Prized at all this knowledge.

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    uniquename  about 2 years ago

    The weirdest knight was Sir Real.

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    cornshell  about 2 years ago

    Who was the knight who was always hesitant to speak up? Sir Cumspect!

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    Lee26 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Oh my…Thaves has discovered the Riddles sections of his old Highlights magazine.

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    ksu71  about 2 years ago

    He had help from Sir Cool.

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    timinwsac Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I always thought it was sir π.

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    davidnavar  about 2 years ago

    Silly but clever…

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    JudyAz  about 2 years ago

    Which knight was expelled from the Table for inappropriate humor?

    Sir Laughsalot!

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    patiodragon  about 2 years ago

    I’ll bite. Which knight was the electrician?Sircuit

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    InTraining Premium Member about 2 years ago

    and who kept watch at the door…? Sir Veillance.

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    john molnar Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Now THAT’S funny!

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    oakie817  about 2 years ago

    he only had a round table because he liked to cut corners

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    cornshell  about 2 years ago

    The comments have gone off on a tangent. It’s a sine of the times.

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    ChessPirate  about 2 years ago

    Acrobatic Potty-Mouth – Sir Cus…

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    Publius10608218  about 2 years ago

    My mom bought a set of math adventure book about Sir Cumference and his wife Lady Di of Ameter. They had a son named Radius of course.

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    reverendike  about 2 years ago

    I just read that joke somewhere else a couple of days ago.It’s making the rounds.

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    thejanith Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Ooooohh, that is awful — ly good! Thanks for the laugh. Great way to start a day.

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    Phydeux  about 2 years ago

    The shallow one. Sir Face.

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    Lightpainter  about 2 years ago

    They were carrying a square table, dropped it, and broke off a corner.

    " What will we do NOW with this table?!"

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    cornshell  about 2 years ago

    I think that’s circular reasoning.

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    christelisbetty  about 2 years ago

    Always preaching, Sir Mon.

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    gopher gofer  about 2 years ago

    so confusing. i would’ve thought it’d be sir round…

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  about 2 years ago

    Didn’t King Author do that as an equality thing, showing the Knights they were all considered equal?

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