Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 03, 2022

Don’t spammers just try random addresses until they find one that actually exists?

Don’t get me started on meat spam. ECH!

I’d like to see Marigold scam bait those horn-mailers like Atomic Shrimp at times does in his YouTube videos.

Their human repellent is actually their egocentric conceit and exaggerated self-worth.

I know it repels me.

Marigold’s been trying some ideas hmmm

Horn-mail, good one!

Humans can be pretty repellent!

I wonder how a human repellent spray could work.

Unicorn Spam. Be sure to wear sunglasses (sparkleglasses?) when you open the can.

It’s nice that these 2 can bond despite the underlying speciesist thoughts they both hold.

Wait, not nice. What’s that word? Ah – disturbing.

oc capsicum spray is the ultimate human repellent

On occasion, I get Email spam written in Arabic, and robocalls spoken in Chinese.

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I don’t know either of those languages. How am I supposed to fall for scams that I can’t even understand?