A man in a small town was approached by the temperance organization because he’d never drank alcohol and he was quite healthy at 90 years old. He agreed to allow them to interview him on camera at his home. While setting up in the living room everyone heard a terrible racket in the kitchen: thumping, breaking glass, clattering, and loud swearing. The lady leading the temperance effort asked her host what in the world was that?His answer: “Oh, that’s just Dad. He’s drunk again.”
C about 2 years ago
Old school
dadthedawg Premium Member about 2 years ago
His dad has a long lifeline…..
'IndyMan' about 2 years ago
Good going, Biz, it has been a long time since some one has shaken Roz’s world ! ! ! !
jmolay161 about 2 years ago
If Biz’s father eats at Roz’s, it may be his last visit.
littlejohn Premium Member about 2 years ago
He must be one tough old buzzard.
preacherman Premium Member about 2 years ago
His father is still alive? His species is very long lived.
Just-me about 2 years ago
HIs dad Lazarus Long?
bobbyferrel about 2 years ago
I had an aunt that died at the age of 106. But the baby lived.
timbob2313 Premium Member about 2 years ago
Good joke. Did not see that one coming.
paranormal about 2 years ago
Some old birds live to a ripe age…
FGWaiss about 2 years ago
A man in a small town was approached by the temperance organization because he’d never drank alcohol and he was quite healthy at 90 years old. He agreed to allow them to interview him on camera at his home. While setting up in the living room everyone heard a terrible racket in the kitchen: thumping, breaking glass, clattering, and loud swearing. The lady leading the temperance effort asked her host what in the world was that?His answer: “Oh, that’s just Dad. He’s drunk again.”
Claymore Premium Member about 2 years ago
Would Biz’s dad be Old Man Sedgewick?
Realimaginary1 Premium Member about 2 years ago
Homecoming at Roz’s!!
MFRXIM Premium Member about 2 years ago
What species of bird is Roz?
Buckeye67 about 2 years ago
Looks like bird’s beaks are like human noses, they continue to grow throughout your life. Old Biz has quite the snazolla.
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member about 2 years ago
Good gene pool!
Lightpainter about 2 years ago
Biz: " What’s the big deal? My grandfather is dropping dad off for the visit!"
Mediatech about 2 years ago
Must be a tough old bird
gobbledygook about 2 years ago
I wish my father was still alive. He’s a lucky man.