Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 13, 2022

Trump that

Is his client Snoopy?

The definition of “celebrity” is kind of fluid. One of the neighbours of one of the “desperate housewives” of one of the series of one of the seasons? Someone with nearly 700 subscribers on YouTube? That person who made that meme which was popular for a few weeks?

“Lawyer du jour” makes it very clear indeed who his client is…

Trump is in the market for somebody who looks just like him. “If the police show up, pretend that you are me.”

Make Attorneys Get Attorneys.

(I didn’t spell out the acronym, so The Disciples won’t get it. Please don’t tell them.)

After all these years we finally get to see Bob’s office

Bob may have signed an NDA but the name of the client will come out at the first court filing

“Lawyer du jour” – ‘lawyer of the the day’; but what of tomorrow?

Could be his client is the D. Seems that all his lawyers end up in the doghouse.

The mouth of Sauron seems to have poor quarters.

If me was trump’s lawyer, i’d have him plea ‘’nolo contendere’’.

When he found out it’s meaning, it be too late.

That is one heck of a large coffee mug

No. A celebrity lawyer is one who wants to BE a celebrity, not just represent one.

It must be a very thick walled mug, because after refilling it the fluid level in Flo’s coffee jug hardly fell at all.

He’s in the dog house now…

Very interesting. My local paper, the Tulsa World-in the massively pro Trump GQP state of OK-brought Wiley’s strip back starting today. But only in their E-edition.

“… or a federal team with a warrant.”

It’s funny – I didn’t immediately thing Mr. MAGA, I thought the Former Mrs. Johnny Depp.

They told Bob he’d be representing a prima donna,and he thought they meant an opera singer.

Trump is in a bad mood.Krispy Kreme Donuts cut off his credit.

Paparazzi or a subpoena.

Every tRump lawyer is in the doghouse these days.

Tammy Faye Bakker’s luxury doghouse??

Already in the doghouse. Saves many unnecessary steps.

Why is she asking if Joe is okay? He’s her son also. Doesn’t he keep in touch with his mother??

Bob’s next position will be under the bus.

He’ll become Very Famous if he actually gets Paid for his work.

And, of course, doesn’t get Indicted along with his client. Or even Before his client.

More like pooparazzi…

Time for Roland Hedley to show up.