Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 06, 2022

Just… assure me that the horn is on his head.

Why didn’t Lord Splendid Humility tell us he had a bro… actually, forget I asked.

too late, Phoebe, it’s already becoming a thing

Sorry, you have to stay at least until Saturday.

Lord Shameful Display must have a zit.

Phoebe is afraid this is going to be weeks or even a month type eventXD.

I just found my newest spirit unicorn. :D

has anyone else ever been temped by the idea to just grab the horn and yank him out.

I’m not sure if that would be safe at all because a unicorn might use their magic against me and burn my hands with their horn or something like that.

You don’t want to make a unicorn angry or it could be your last mistake.

Of course Phoebe is too small to pull a unicorn anywhere.

And if you remember a while ago Phoebe did in fact see LSH in a comic strip but just not so that the audience could see.

Insert “We are not the same” meme here.

Nonono – she has to go go before listening to the whole story because this might take a while if *LSD*’s story is similar to Marigold’s sister’s FUN (Florence Unfortunate Nostrils) in any way.

Even the human does not want to associate with such a shameful creature!

Will we find out what the reason is? I’m sure Phobe will find out soon whether she wants to or not!

He’s called “Lord Shameful Display” because it’s not usually his HORN sticking out of the bushes. ;-)

This. OR LSH has a second personality.

I commend Phoebe for being smart enough to know she should avoid needless drama.

Phoebe has either gotten smarter or more meta. I’m not sure which.

You still have time, Phoebe. It’s only 78% a thing. Run.

As do we all.

I’m betting his understanding of what “shameful” means is as flawed as his brother’s understanding of “humility.”

Lord Shameful Display? LSD? Oh my!

Then just go, Phoebe, don’t stand there and ask for permission first.

Too late. This became a whole thing a long time ago.

My crack (or LSD) prediction: He resembles a human.

I wonder, what if LSH is cursed to look like the unicorn looking at him? As if he were a reflection of anyone who looks at him, and everyone would see themselves, and he hides because no one would be able to look away from him.Also, if he is called Lord Splendid Humility, why would any unicorn parent assume that their foal would be humble? In their mind, their foal is splendid (second only to themselves), and their foal should be proud to be their child.

Lord Shameful Display… What a long, strange trip it’s been.

I like that Phoebe’s radar for unicorn BS has been honed to the point that she can detect it coming from a mile away and attempt to steer clear.

one time i saw a kid jump thru a window (there was a balcony on the other side) after eating half a sheet of uhhh "paper"* couldve called him Lord Shameful Display

*finger quotes