Close to Home by John McPherson for September 07, 2022

Stood too close to the microwave, I guess.

Just popped into surgery

Now that is corny !

How’s that ol’ saying go “Pop till you Drop”

What did Babycorn say to Mamacorn?….Where’s Popcorn?

Snort! This is great, John. Thanks!

Probably had too much butter

Bleeb decided a bird’s eye view was best.

Meanwhile, some appropriate musical accompaniment:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjxNnqTcHhg

It was not a surprise to hear and see him pop….but they were surprised, however, when he snapped and crackled!

Is it buttered?

Is Hot Butter supplying the Musak.

A lot of puns are popping up this morning.

When you really love something, it shows. When you really hate something, God knows. When they’re your wife, it blows.

Awwww man! Cheddar Cheese flavor again!?

Jimmy crack corn,And i don’t care.

I hope they got it done in a Jiffy

That’s what he gets for having eaten all that butter!

Look at that, Pop Hearts!

Quick, someone turn down the surgery lights.

What did Orville’s kids call him? Pop, of course.

It’s popping the top off of the popper.

The surgeon is a military man, recently promoted to colonel.

He was a pop classic.

I hope Bleeb didn’t bring any alien germs into the operating room, it looks like old Orville has a enough problems already.

I’m just glad it’s not Euell Gibbons! Hiya Bleeb! How they hanging? :)

Is Orville’s sign Capricorn?

The surgery is just too corny!