Herman by Jim Unger for September 15, 2022

Good luck with that

What is the horse shoe for?

Hug and chalk bride.

Give her a hug and mark with chalk

so you know where to add the next hug.

Lydia the Amazing Amazon has a full-sized tattoo of her husband.

She wants to throw a ringer on one of the bridesmaids’ neck.

The wedding limo is a forklift. Also needed to get her across the threshold.

Lots of advantages to a fat woman. There’s heat in the winter and shade in the summer for starters.

Looks like Miranda.

Okay, I’m man enough to admit that I don’t get this one. Is it that it’s funny that he would talk about holding his much larger bride?

He’s going to need some help carrying her across the threshold.

Ummm well to have maybe….

You and 3 other guys.

Just grab the reigns and hold on!!!

I love the way the groom’s mouth is hanging open! Hahaha!

Think long and hard fella, because the next line is, “From this day forward” and it gets a lot worse from there.

Good luck with that promise. AND as the horseshoe is upside down, all your luck has been poured out…..

A friend had a similar bride. After a horrific argument on their wedding night, they’ve lasted 47 years. I assume. The bride told my buddy he didn’t want to see his old gang.

Hold? Oops.

I literally know a couple like this. He is 5’4" and small, and she is 6’2 an, uh healthy! They make quite the pair, appearance wise.

Why do most Men die before their wives? Because they want to.