Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for October 09, 2022

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    Type B  about 2 years ago

    Oh Crab.

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    batmanwithprep  about 2 years ago

    “Sussy baka”. I don’t know what it means, but it’s something I’ve heard kids say, and I just assume it’s a swear they invented.

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    sergioandrade Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I learned swear words from Yosemite Sam, I thought “ratta, fratta, hatta” was a swear word.

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    PoodleGroomer  about 2 years ago

    Oh Fudge Puppies.

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 2 years ago

    Ain’t society wonderful when it comers to linguistics?

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Anything’s a swear word if you get the inflection right.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 8bb645]  about 2 years ago

    Frak! [Battlestar Galactica]

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    Ida No  about 2 years ago

    Miles is about to discover that Mom doesn’t care what you think.

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    leopardglily  about 2 years ago

    “Shiitake mushrooms” was me and my sister’s code word for “s**t” when we were around our parents.

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    Caretaker24523  about 2 years ago

    My nephew learned a few choice words from his mom when he was little and after being told repeatedly that those weren’t “kid words”, he made up his own… “GOL-DARN-DANGIT!”… usually with a foot stomp to go with it. Worked for him, worked for us and got more than one chuckle from people when he’d say it in public.

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    Ellis97  about 2 years ago

    Why have vulgarities at all if they’re bad anyways?

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    LawrenceS  about 2 years ago

    And, the big question left unresolved, will inventing new ones get your mouth washed out with soap? Mom will definitely rule it a euphemism. Can a euphemism get you convicted, or will you walk on a technicality?

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    DM9001  about 2 years ago

    Let me guess. Kevin got grounded for swearing

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    1953Baby  about 2 years ago

    “Thou spleeny swag-bellied miscreant!” from Create Your Own Shakespearean Insults by Sarah Royal and Jillian Hofer. The book was a stocking gift for Christmas in some year. . .

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    trainnut1956  about 2 years ago

    Frak and Feldergarb are relatively new.

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    Diat60  about 2 years ago

    I don’t think I’d eat that shwump-fuggle. It looks pretty nasty.

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    LEOKEV  about 2 years ago

    Balderdash! Yesterday’s swear words are today’s gibberish.

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    Olddog1  about 2 years ago

    Under movie censorship W. C. Fields used Godfrey Daniels and mother of pearl.

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    Plods with ...™  about 2 years ago

    Schwumpfiggle. I’m so using that!

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    rpmurray  about 2 years ago

    The way to really get that cathartic relief of using a juicy swear word is to learn those in another language that your parents don’t speak. Google translate is your friend.

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    doctorwho29  about 2 years ago

    This is hilarious

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    Ed The Red Premium Member about 2 years ago

    This whomps.

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    MIHorn Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Beatrix from Breaking Cat News says “Bullfrogs!”

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    FunnyPageLover  about 2 years ago

    Yeah, I agree with the kids here. Not that it’s good to use swear words, but the double standard. I’ve heard parents tell their kids not to use a word because it’s an “adult” word. How about setting a good example and NOT USING IT AROUND YOUR KIDS? OR AT ALL? Sorry. I’ll get off my soap box now. LOL

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    hollisson Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Those word may sound silly but they won’t get your face slapped by your Mom.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I’ve mentioned this before: a friend used to use “Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzung!”, a nasty-sounding German term that translates as “speed limit.”

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    gmu328  about 2 years ago

    miles’s mom will certainly understand the meaning of those words – he’s grounded

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    6turtle9  about 2 years ago

    Confusion is a great way to dispel the harshness of a profane outburst. Aww shiz-nit! That’s a load of bungwaggle! I find it more satisfying to use phrases that are fun to say and roll off the tongue.

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    Eric S   about 2 years ago

    shifuku ne… fake japanese swear I use

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    David Rickard Premium Member about 2 years ago

    No new swear words? What the frell is he talking about? That gak is fething nonsense.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    They have found their mission in life.

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    Dante's_Inferno  about 2 years ago

    I feel bad if I say something so strong as oh my go-odness

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    claireannharper  over 1 year ago

    I WONDERED THESE THINGS SO MUCH (AND STILL DO)

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    SquidGamerGal  11 months ago

    Let me guess, Kevin is grounded for saying a swear word!

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