Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for September 20, 2022

“I learned them in the bus.”

It’s not about learning new swear words it’s learning how to use them in a creative way ! Lol

Umm… shoot?

Just practiced using the ones he already knows to better effect.

That means you’re not doing it right, kid.

We’re done studying Trump’s speeches.

When I was young, about 7 yrs old, two older girls asked my mom if I could come with them to the shopping area, called Five Points, and she said yes. So on the way back in the loaded bus, they told me to sing Yankee Doodle only with all the words starting with the letter “F” . So I did and they were laughing and they said sing it again….=~\

Meanwhile, it was a warm summer ‘s day and everyone was outside sitting on the front porches….and along we come, and from the sidewalk, I yelled to my parents, What does F_ _ k mean? And that made my parents run in the house! embarrassed but I didn’t know why until I went in….OY those bad girls….=~X

It’s a running joke that I always tell my granddaughter to learn something as she walks out to door on her way to the bus stop

She always says she refuses to learn

I told her the other day I wouldn’t be surprised if some days she learns something before the bus even gets there, it might just be something I don’t want her to learn

I picked up the “no worries” decades ago from Australian co-workers. It used to be unique, in Canada, now it’s everywhere.

I tried to list all the swear words I knew by the age of 13, but all I got was:

Hold on. Your comment includes word(s) on our banned list. Please edit your message and try again.

So sorry, I was unable to complete my mission..

Have you tried the newest ones?

Slacker

Don’t worry kid, you can always continue your education at home.

S-o-o-o-o kid looks about 2nd grade size and he’s already learned all the profanity he’ll need for the next 16 years.

Probably because he’s already run the gambit on swear words.

I didn’t learn swear words at school, but one day in elementary school, when the teacher left the room, one kid taught us how to belch at will.

No new swear words, what a wasted day!

If they’re not learning to write cursive then they should be taught to speak cursive.