Herman by Jim Unger for September 20, 2022

Old school slow cooker

As my daddy used to say,‘you can’t get good fast food, or good food fast’.

Can’t catch fast food either.

Ah yes. Vegetarian, an old Indian word for “bad hunter.”

“The wife said, ‘Fool, get us something to eat! And make it snappy!’ So I got her a snapping turtle.”

He’s doing well with getting food, because he certainly is not starving.

That looks like Uncle Seabastian!!!

My wife ate fast food last night…..she’s in bed this morning with an upset tummy

ba da ding

You have to be faster than the food.

“Plus, we’re working on the full set of dishes…”

it’s Filmore !!!

Gasp! Turtle soup? NOOOOOOOOOOO

Well you could eat fast food if you could catch fast food.

Then, the spear is redundant.

Some places can make poor food slowly too.

By looking at his obesity, I would say he is a liar

What about half fast food?

Cheetah, cow. Cheetah, cow. Cheetah, cow. Hmmmm.

The old shell game

Comes in its own roasting pan…

“… can’t catch it. Barely caught this one.”

LOLOL — Funny!

Next on the menu…Sloth soup

Herman would like turtle soup.