Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 18, 2022

Simpler to cozy up to a hot 20 year old

Just use your wand to turn it into warm weather year round.

Blanche turned him into a Wizsicle!

My dirty mind tells me that somebody walked in on the naked Fink and his little thingy was staying inside (if you get my drift)

Plenty of cold appendages.

Er, that’s exactly what was meant.

Somebody likes to share her cold feet.

Is it time for someone to get a little foot massage?

It’s never too early. September’s temperature swings are like a roller coaster ride.

Winterize the furnace? Is that something I’m supposed to do?

I does get cold in ID!

It appears the seasons are changing in Id. Time to have my furnace checked.

Winterize the furnace? Meaning start it up?

It’s still Summer!! Summer ends on the 22nd of September. It’s going to be 85° today, I’m having a Barbecue today.

Fuzzy slippers and a sweater, problem solved.

I thought of a warm fire in the stove yesterday—a fleeting thought- – too soon; Just put on more layers of clothing!

Her Majesty, The Queen said ‘chilly’ comment to her piper when his kilt blew up one windy day. At least that is what the piper reported. HM had a good sense of humour.

Going in the water at the beach in Maine at any time of year.

How do you ‘winterize a furnace?’

My wife’s feet can be that cold at times also, though usually in a very warm bed…..

Hotbed and Cold Feet

Isn’t the furnace their dragon?

Going to be in the 90s today, heading for a high as much as 98 in a few days. I was hoping we were done with this. At least the tomato plants and their fall surge are enjoying it.

Blanche had this passive aggressive way of getting Wiz to winterize the furnace. (Sticking Wiz in ice, indeed.)