Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 24, 2022

When someone is in a hole, don’t give them more shovels.

Is this going to be like this when Phoebe moves on to middle and high school?

While I do feel her for being lonely, Mari you have other adult friends. You have Todd. Todd dosen’t seem to have a day job. At least during the fall. During the summer he has that ice cream stand. You have LSH, your sister, that sphinx, heck even steve. Just don’t look him in the eye. I can’t blame her for missing her adopted little sister while she’s at school though.

Looks like Marigold is a true friend Phoebe, and they are hard to find!

‘kay, it’s actually pretty cute that underneath all her egomania and narcissism, Marigold actually cares about what Phoebe thinks.

Phoebe, that was very rude!

At least Mari isn’t waiting to pounce on Phoebe when she comes home from school like Hobbes.

Well, got a couple Dakota appearances this week, so this was a good week!

One of those moments where you know they’re right, but you hate that they’re right.

She insulted all unicorns? Nice work.

I’d’ve said, “At one time, yes.”

Better than the time Phoebe was doing something (reading IIRC), leaving Marigold “alone with her thoughts”, which she found “terrifying” – I’d saved the strips, but lost them to a HD failure, and there’s no transcript search for this strip like others have :^(

I would.

kinda looks like a perfecty formed sweat stain on pH’s shirt